May 11th A Sunday

The Sunday of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee Weekend, Is shaping up to be a busy one for me . I have been invited to a neighbourhood party in Cleaver Square to celebrate the Jubilee. There’s going to be a hog roast.

It will also be Father Paul’s last Sunday as Vicar of St Agnes as he is retiring. No doubt there will be a presentation of some sort during or after the Solemn Mass.

And, also on that Sunday, I’ve been invited to a book launch by my good friend and neighbour Ginny Burdon. It’s of her book ‘Stalker – a Wall of Silence’ which is based on a real life event,
‘A hysterical woman explodes onto the stage at the end of a performance of a famous composer’s opera in the belief that she is his wife. This story tracks her progression from stalker to full-blown delusion, and her journey into madness. Trapped in the drama is a 12-year-old girl, the woman’s piano student, who as an adult tries to solve the mystery of what became of her. Who was this mystery woman, why did she seemingly disappear without trace, and why the wall of silence.’*

Three very different events on the same day and each will be celebrated with Bread and Wine. It’s the way of earth and of heaven.

*The book is being publishes by SilverWood Books and will be available at book shops from June 1st.

April 28th Last Thursday

Last Thursday I gave a talk to the Fitzroy Society at Harrow School. I went by Uber as I’d strained my Achilles’ tendon – walking and stairs were a bit of a problem. For the same reason I took a walking stick, one I’d inherited. It has, near the top, a gold band in which is engraved T. D. ACLAND from R.W. 1909. I have no idea who R.W. was. The T.D. was Cousin Theodore the husband of Cousin Mary.

After the talk I was taken to see the Harrow schoolroom, 1571. It is the schoolroom of John Lyon’s foundation, and still contains the original furniture including the forms on which the first generation of Harrow boys sat. Carved on almost every surface including the black oak panelling which surrounds the room are the names, some cut rather crudely by their own hands, of Byron, Sir Robert Peel, Sir William Jones, Lord Palmerston, Sheridan, and of many other Harrovians.

As we went into the room one of my hosts exclaimed, “I’ve just spotted something!”. He had seen a name carved into the doorpost of the doorway in which I was standing. It was, T. D. ACLAND 1799. That was Thomas Dyke Acland, my great great grandfather and the great grandfather of the T. D. ACLAND of my walking stick.

And the talk? I called it ‘The New Zealander’. It included stories about my great grandfather Barton Acland, son of the above 1799 and another Old Harrovian. My talk began,

‘Anthony Trollope, author of The Warden, Barchester Towers and in all sixty-five books, wrote one that was never published in his lifetime. Its title? ‘The New Zealander’. And it wasn’t about New Zealand or a New Zealander at all. So why the title?

In mid nineteenth century Britain there was a great debate about the inevitable collapse of empires and therefore the inevitable collapse of the British Empire. In 1840 the historian and social commentator Thomas Babington Macaulay prophesied that one day soon a visitor from New Zealand would stand on the ruins of London Bridge, with a sketch book and would view ‘the time-worn columns and shattered through dome’ of St Paul’s Cathedral.’

This was before I thought the British Empire had really got going. Trollope entered the debate and wrote ‘The New Zealander’. Chapter one begins:

‘Is the time quickly coming when the New Zealander shall supplant the Englishman in the history of the civilization of the world? Have the glories of Great Britain reached their climax, culminated, begun to pale? Is England in her decadence?’

Trollope continues: ‘Come, alas, he will. As surely as we stand gazing at the Parthenon thinking now the glory of Greece as it was, and then of the glory of England as it is; so surely will strangers from the broad shores of the Atlantic and Pacific wander through the half peopled labyrinth of our desolate streets (he’s writing about Regent Street and Piccadilly, hardly ‘half peopled’ a week ago) and tell to each other with self-satisfied pride how great were formerly these people, but now fallen.’

Trollope presented the manuscript to his publisher in 1855. His publisher turned it down. On January 4 1855 my great grandfather, John Barton Arundel Acland and his friend Charles George Tripp, disembarked from the 837 ton clipper, Mary Stuart, in Lyttleton, New Zealand.’

Incidentally Trollope was another Old Harrovian and he hated his time at Harrow.

In my talk I told some family stories and painted a picture of the early European settlement in Canterbury. My audience included a member of staff and current Harrovians among whom were aa South Korean who had had much of his primary education in Christchurch New Zealand, the descendant of a Chinese New Zealander from Wanganui, and another the descendant of an Irish Catholic New Zealander whose grave is in Temuka, my father’s political constituency. I finished my talk quoting again from Trollope who visited New Zealand in 1873. Trollope wrote,

‘I must specially observe one point as to which the New Zealand colonist imitates his brethren and his ancestors at home, and far surpasses his Australian rival. He is very fond of getting drunk. And I would observe to the New Zealander generally, that if he blew his trumpet somewhat less loudly, the music would gain in its effect upon the world at large.’

And I added that I hoped my trumpet blowing had not been too loud and thanked my audience for listening.

To Continue March 15th

Some friends have called me ‘utopian’ and that suggests to me things unattainable and therefore not to be attempted and so to be accepted. ‘Some human failings just have to be lived with,’ they imply. I don’t buy that and it seems to me to be giving up before starting the race.

Anyway, as a Christian, I say ‘heavenly’ rather than ‘utopian’. And I see improvement not only as desirable but also attainable. The hymn ‘Thy Kingdom come O God’ includes the verse that begins, ‘When comes the promised time that war shall be no more,…’ The abolition of war is as achievable in the future as the abolition of slavery was in the past.

Recently at a weekday mass Fr Paul commented, almost as an aside, that it is not a matter of us getting into heaven but rather of our letting heaven get into us. It’s about being open to heavenly attributes, to positive possibilities. It applies to the prevention of fights within families or between communities or nations – war. And it applies to the healing of divisions when the fighting is over.

While you may think this is rather too religious I believe we are not trapped in our human weakness but rather that we are at our most human when we are transfigured by love. No doom scenario and no grim resignation for me. Utopian, heavenly, that’s the way to go.

P.S. At least two thirds of the BBC television news is about the war in Ukraine. Yes, it is happening and it is dreadful. But there is something horribly voyeuristic about how it is being reported. And in Sri Lanka there is a major economic crisis. There are fuel shortages and power cuts. There’s been nothing on the news. And what is happening in Afghanistan, or Syria or Yemen? Has covid disappeared worldwide? Are the Uighur fine after all? Where is the BBC’s balanced news?

March 6th Wars

Of all the wars of my lifetime I wonder why what is happening in Ukraine is affecting me so much more than did any of the others. Perhaps it’s simply because it’s happening now not then, and my present mind is more aware of concern than my reflective memory. Or perhaps not.

Geographically Ukraine is further from me than Albania and Croatia and yet I cannot remember being so affected by the war in the Balkans. The Six-Day War between Israel and the coalition of Arab States and the Iraq war were both much closer to me geographically than the war in Afghanistan but it was Afghanistan that seemed and still seems more immediate to me. So I don’t think my concern is primarily proximity.

Is my concern media led? The fact that Ukraine is on the news every hour must have some impact. I had become very media weary and wary but the fact the Russian authorities have closed down any independent or external news channels has swung me back towards the great importance of some sort of free, albeit editorially biased, press.

Perhaps I identify racially more easily with the European Ukrainians than with the people of Yemen and yet I don’t actually know any Ukrainians personally and I do have friends from Afghanistan so I don’t think it’s a matter of race.

Through all this I am aware of something different going on now from any of these other recent wars. It is the first time in many years that I have heard the word ‘nuclear’ being used and have really thought of the actual possibility of nuclear war. And yet, having lived through the forty or so years of the Cold War and the Cuban crisis, that was the fear with which we all lived. That was the atmosphere in which Nevil Shute in 1957 wrote ‘On the Beach’ a post apocalyptic novel in which a mixed group of people in Melbourne wait the arrival of deadly radiation spreading towards them from the Northern Hemisphere, following a nuclear war the previous year.

So here we are in what the Russian leadership, not President Putin alone, calls a ‘special military operation’ and we call a war.

Two thoughts from others. It was a friend who came to dinner during the week, a friend who has many Russian friends and who speaks Russian, who reminded me not to use ‘Putin’ when I mean ‘the Kremlin’ and who told me that until the mid nineteenth century the manufacturing of armaments was state controlled and only then handed over to private companies. Once privatised profit became an important factor and therefore war, cold or actual, entered the economic equation for the manufacturers.

The other thought came in Fr Paul Ensor’s sermon this morning when he said, “War should be abolished, because all time is under God’s judgment… and, in the words of that old cliché… there is no time like the present. Such a call seems all the more important to me in an automated world where the use of communication and its manipulation make war not only a greater possibility but more hidden. How familiar we have become with the work of hackers. Is what I am suggesting nothing but fantasy? I think not… as I mentioned earlier, there are encouraging precedents for a larger hope. It was once assumed that slavery was simply part of: ‘the natural order’ and those calling for slavery’s abolition nothing but foolish utopian dreamers. Yes, slavery continues to exist in multiple disguises, but no one thinks aloud that slavery can be justified, or that public profit can be made from it.”


And then through all of this, as another friend pointed out to me, it’s fine to intellectualise about my concern but what am I actually going to do? Of course I am one of the fortunate ones who can pray about it and alongside the praying a notice has come up on my online bank account explaining how I can make a donation to a group of charities involved in helping in Ukraine. Praying and giving – there’s a start.

P.S. My broadcast on Radio New Zealand’ from many years ago, ‘The News, The Sport, and The Weather’, is relevant to the media led aspect to this. It cannot be healthy for the nation to be fed negative news on the hour every hour. And not only is it not healthy it is not balanced. Life is not almost entirely negative with the occasional ‘light’ or ‘positive’ or ‘good’ story thrown in at the end.

February 17th Notices

Notices I noticed in Kennington Park this morning. On the railings around the newly grassed dog walking area, after an apology for the area not being open and a lengthy explanation as to why, ‘Please refrain from accessing the area.’ Followed by ‘Your support is appreciated and thanks for understanding.’ How about, ‘So do not enter’ and ‘Thank you’.

And also from Lambeth Council, near the entrance to the park, ‘Please use the dog foul bins provided’ and ‘Action will be taken against offenders.’ Which I found more acceptable than the notice from Lambeth Landscapes tied to the railing around the war memorial, ‘Please pick up your dog’s Faeces and help to keep your park Poo free.’ And, ‘Thank you for your understanding.’

What I don’t understand is why faeces and poo each have a capital letter and why the notice is attached, inappropriately I think, to the railings of the war memorial when there are lots of other railings around. That’s my thought for the day.

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